one brilliant paperclip

Today I asked a pirate if all of this was just a game.
He said “The seas look rough.”
I asked him what he meant by that and he answered “Nay scallywag.”
Fucking pirates.
I was also given a pet dinosaur and he is tiny right now but I put him underwater and now he is going to grow bigger and bigger over the next forty-eight hours until he could eat you.

All in all it’s been a pretty good weekend, though I spent far less time out of bed and in the sun than I’d planned. I have an untouched two-four keeping itself cold in the fridge, but I’ll make friends with it later because right now the crazy orange moon in the sky is telling me to go to bed.

Oh, but first I’d like to mention how awesome it is that Kyle MacDonald managed to convince a whole town to welcome him home, build him a monument, and give him a key to their city.
I think it’s neat.