hey there internet! how’s it been?
Catch up time:
1. Everything is awesome. Well, with the exception of Waterloo University, ‘cause they don’t want me either. Everything else though? Shiny.
2. For example, right now I am eating barbecued sausages, garlic mushrooms, and roasted red peppers and I couldn’t be happier because it’s all unbelievably good.
3. That last one didn’t need to be numbered but this one does.
4.Vacation time is over, but that’s probably for the better because this new job I’m going to be starting on Monday should be a nice change, and the timing happened to coincide almost perfectly with me running out of money.
5. The other weekend we sang happy birthday to my friend Katherine karaoke style and this stuffed penguin toy jumped off the karaoke lady’s table and into my pocket and I didn’t notice until I went to the bathroom and then I was like “No! You belong on the table until they do another raffle and somebody wins you.” But then he followed me out of the bathroom to the patio and wouldn’t leave me alone until I got mad and threw him into the bushes and rid myself of him, or so I thought, because as our cab was leaving to go back to the house he came running out and dove through the half open window and into my lap. So I gave him to Katherine for her birthday because who wouldn’t want a lonely cursed penguin with a heart of gold? I think she liked him.
6. My computer is mostly broken and turns itself off if I so much as shift my position to reach for my drink whilst it is in my lap which makes doing pretty much anything into an angry-making ordeal.
7. In fact, I’m going to go ahead and call this done because I’m pretty thirsty. Seven is always hyped up as being a lucky number. I like three.
1. Everything is awesome. Well, with the exception of Waterloo University, ‘cause they don’t want me either. Everything else though? Shiny.
2. For example, right now I am eating barbecued sausages, garlic mushrooms, and roasted red peppers and I couldn’t be happier because it’s all unbelievably good.
3. That last one didn’t need to be numbered but this one does.
4.Vacation time is over, but that’s probably for the better because this new job I’m going to be starting on Monday should be a nice change, and the timing happened to coincide almost perfectly with me running out of money.
5. The other weekend we sang happy birthday to my friend Katherine karaoke style and this stuffed penguin toy jumped off the karaoke lady’s table and into my pocket and I didn’t notice until I went to the bathroom and then I was like “No! You belong on the table until they do another raffle and somebody wins you.” But then he followed me out of the bathroom to the patio and wouldn’t leave me alone until I got mad and threw him into the bushes and rid myself of him, or so I thought, because as our cab was leaving to go back to the house he came running out and dove through the half open window and into my lap. So I gave him to Katherine for her birthday because who wouldn’t want a lonely cursed penguin with a heart of gold? I think she liked him.
6. My computer is mostly broken and turns itself off if I so much as shift my position to reach for my drink whilst it is in my lap which makes doing pretty much anything into an angry-making ordeal.
7. In fact, I’m going to go ahead and call this done because I’m pretty thirsty. Seven is always hyped up as being a lucky number. I like three.
posted by colin at 6:25 PM
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