Tuesday, March 15, 2005

why I'm mostly a jackass

Reason A:

I just watched a woman giving an emotional speech on TV about her dead mother. She was telling stories, crying, and pouring her whole heart and soul into this five minute bit. At the same time, there were flies buzzing around the crew, and one kept going so close to the camera you could here it going "Bzzzzt! Bzzzzzzt! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzt!".
It was the funniest thing I've seen all week.

Reason B:

Sometimes I make up lies. Actually, that wasn't really true. Replace "sometimes" with "often", then add in "randomly". I'm not a cold-hearted calculating liar, I just get bored. Oddly enough, when I write, I don't find it necessary.