Sunday, March 20, 2005

happy first day of spring

Don't slip on the ice. On second thought, screw the ice, it'll only hurt for a second. Just don't slip in the shower. You're naked, wet, possibly all lathered up, and you'll probably land in an uncomfortable position. When they notice you're missing five days later, and finally break down the door, it won't be a pretty sight. Talk about embarassing.