Wednesday, February 23, 2005

"Why don't you eat a decroded piece of crap?"

No thanks, I have a plate full of bacon.



Mmmmmmmm... bacon.



Note:
If you value your health and well being at all, you will not use my actions as a guideline for your own life. That said, if you choose to do so anyway, I accept no responsibility whatsoever for the ensuing heart attacks, gastronomical problems, and scores of children following you everywhere going "Fatty fatty fat fat!" whilst pointing their chubby little index fingers at you. You morbidly obese lump of human jello. Get help.