Wednesday, January 26, 2005

I shall rule Ganymede with an iron fist of vengeance!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I can't say as I have any system sounds

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Well... I don't really have the volume turned up

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
ever, 'cept for music

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
they're irritating

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
but I'd like to know they were there

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
so if I ever had the desire to listen, i could do so in an interesting fashion

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I prefer my computer to be quiet

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Even when it can make the Zelda secret discovery noise?

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
EVEN then!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Silly human.

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
Weak mortal

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
your kungfu is weak!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
My kungfu can match your Kung Fu any day.

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Whhaaaaaa... (K-Fu's it up Liu Kang style)

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
You cannot match my martial art hokto shinken!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Ha ha ha. You stand no chance, for I am...

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
COBRA COMMANDER!!!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
There is only one successor to hokto shinken!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
One master to carry on the art.

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I will hit all your power points!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Then we must battle!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
HUNDRED CRACK FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
For the mastery of power points!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
??

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
It's from a crappy crappy anime I've been watching recently

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
it's an 80s thing

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
and terribly hilarious

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Blazing tetra-falcon kick!!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Ha! Got you all distracted

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Now you have no head

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
The moral?

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
The only time the 80's are not acceptable conversation, is during a Kung Fu battle

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I will hit your power points and you will explose

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
a la fist of the north star

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
How can you explose me when you have no head?

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I require no head

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
Hokto shinken is an unbeatable martial art

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
No ancient martial art can hold a candle to the vast history of Cobrala

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
Kenshiro will beat them all

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
But wait! Out of the shadows step none other than Johnny Cage!!!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
But then he exploses from the North Star Fist

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Sonya runs in crying "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" But then she too falls prey to the Hoto Shinken

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Meanwhile... Cobra Commander has assembled his army of ridiculously inept human soldiers and is preparing an assault on the headquarters of Kung Fu, aka Willy's Jerk Hut

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
You ought to watch fist of the north star

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
it's hilarious

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
people explode all the time

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
As hilarious as creating my own stories loosely based on movies, cartoons, and the eighties?

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
Much more

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Explain how.

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
this thing really seems to take itself seriously

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
It sounds like a video game in movie form, with the same turn-based battle form as the original game

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
kinda

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
not so much turn based

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
one turn

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
kenshiro clobbers everyone

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Kablammo!!!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
ow someone just punched me in the face

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
"It was you mother."

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
My parents never gave me a Kablammo talk.

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Now I'm going to be all nervous and unsure about Kablammo theory forever.

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
It'll probably affect all my later marriages.

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Assuming the consequent fear of commitment permits me to have any meaningful Kablammo relationships

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
You'll be marrying martial arts

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
I hear they're a cold mistress

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
You can't resist their icy temptation

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
They have me in their Judo-chokehold of love, and I'll never break free

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
kungfu grip

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
You know what I always wanted? Stretch Armstrong's dog

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
i had a fetch

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
You did not have Fetch Armstrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I totally did.

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Why was I not invited to play?

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I was not aware of your fetch fetish

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Everybody loved that dog! It was the only weiner dog toy on the market! And it was STRETCHY!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
For a while

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
(and came with a little plastic clip on munitions belt of some kind)

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
mine got all crystally

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
and solid

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Like when you leave Playdoh out? Or Amoebas?

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
Like the playdoh

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
But more like corn syrup

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
So not like amoebas?

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
no, they went mouldy

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Really? Mine just turned into compact rubberized balls

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
then I threw then out

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
mine ge fuzz

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
grew fuzz

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
I definitely want to take a trip to a dollar store toy aisle some time soon

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
it's cant be a dollarama

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
needs to be a real shitty dollar store

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
I prefer the crazy-ass awesome ones with tons of crap that you'll only ever play with once, but will remember forever.

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Plus, Dollarama has foam swords

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
i have two

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Then why were we Kung Fu fighting over MSN when we could be dueling?

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
we must fight without toys, use our fists

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
I'll fight you for your crystallized Fetch Armstrong

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
But now I must go

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
en garde!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Ah! My back was turned you son of a bitch!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
in the rain or in the snow

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
In sleet

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
On the top of Mount Everest

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
At night

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
We begin at sundown and continue until only one of us lives. Because while one will stand... ONE MUST FALL!!!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
2097

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
You just blew me away by knowing what the fuck I was talking about.

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
You're definitley using some kind of Kung Fu mind reading technique like that guy from The Legend Continues

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
is it kitty?

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
AAAAHHHH!

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Must disconnect from MSN... must sever connection... must talk to you...later

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
gasp... life fading... light diminishing.... growing weak.....

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Use the force Luke! Use the force!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
And run!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
Run to dagobah!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I'm yoda

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I'm a soldier

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I'll mold ya

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
and fold ya

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
I thought I told ya

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
dont'

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
be unwise judge me not my my sizer

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
you won't believe your eyes once the Xwing rise

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
dee doo dee dee dee dee dee (seems like a good time for instrumental accompaniment)

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
it's not the east or the west side

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
it's not the north or the south side

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
it's the dark side

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
And on that note. I go to bed

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
this is absolutley going on my website

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
you and your webside

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
keep checkin' it.

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
I'm havin fun with it

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
i should sleep too

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
as I feel like garbage

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
as do I

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
you have a plague too?

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
Nope, just no insomnia

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
wait...

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
no

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
what's the opposite of insomnia?

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
somnia?

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
no, more like narcalepsy

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
fatigue?

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
There we go

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
I'll talk to you later

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
ok

Colin- realizing I can reinvent my own reality... says:
'night!

Time, Dr. Freeman? says:
y'alll come back now y'hear